Saturday, January 28, 2012

24-inch titanium alloy. Longer lasting mascara.

Keep your responsible investing schemes and your 501(c)(3)s, Priuses, compost, and grass-fed beef in your 401-k tax deferred superfund, fully vested in a halflife, dollar for dollar, up to 33% APR. Keep it.

Dial up your sleep number, program your coffeemaker, set the cruise control, keep it in the black, produce.

Get better ideas faster easier. Free time to sculpt yourself into tumescent Rococo twirls, twists, bulges.

Soak in the chemical bath, fight fibromyalgia, schizoaffective panic disorder, carpal tunnel vision, succumb to input addiction.

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