Friday, August 14, 2009

That Damned Caveman

Will those stupid GEICO commercials never end. They were lame before the ill-fated sitcom. At this point, they're endless repetitions of the same setup and payoff. Uptight caveman starts to relax, lets down his guard, and then sees the GEICO slogan, which crushes his spirit so that he has to stop doing whatever pleasant thing he was doing. So . . . GEICO ruins lives? Maybe the message is supposed to be that only overly sensitive buzz-kill types dislike GEICO.

Also, while I'm complaining about things I can't control: Interwebs is not clever or funny. Stop writing it, people. The meme was over long ago, when clueless people like me were still nonplussed by it.

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